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I have a few catholic questions.

1. Which one of the statues has more power, and are they specialized? IE Would you bother the Mary statue for a minor car repair problem, or would a lesser idol work?

2. Do they kiss on the other bigger idols, like they do the little cross idol? And does the "call no man father" guy wipe the bigger idols between kisses like the cross idol?

3. Can the priests turn other food items into god, or does it just work on cookies?

4. When the priests turn cookies into god, does it act as a preservative? (possible uses in the food industry, much money could be made for the poor)....

5. If a shrine has more than one Mary idol, will they function simultaneously?

6. If the Mary idol is more powerful, and they will function simultaneously, why not just use bunches of Mary idols?

7. Do bigger idols have more power than the little bitty ones?

8. Do ceramic idols have more "oomph" and "whammy" than plastic ones?

9. Do the Mary idols have more "zing", "oomph" and "whammy"  than the other idols?

10. Since your priests can turn wine into blood, can that blood be used for transfusions?   Think of the lives that could be saved!  Or for cloning?

Thanks for sharing with us regarding the intimate details of your devout faith and worship of little thingies and grand ceramic creations. 

Bro Steve Winter

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